http://www.metalrulesradio.com Where the Underground Meets the Playground! Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:06:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Brian Botley is BACK!  Heh... Sucker..... We start off the show with some round table discussion, and then..To the GRAB BAG! First up, Vains of Jenna.  Botley apparently knows who they are.  Jeff and Rob agree, possibly for the first time ever on Metal Rules Radio, that they like them!  Botley hates ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/02/episode-43-hmmm-i-dont-knowsloppy-turkey-sandwich/ Make sure you celebrate Jeff's party longer! Brian Botley is back and hanging out with us again. We have about 15 minutes to discuss rousing topics such as doing shots out of Jeff's belly, and taming hot sauce with soft soap. From there we move into our first interview with Tommy ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/02/episode-42-five-pronged-party/ Brian Botley is sitting in with us again this week, and we get his friends calling in. First up is the GRAB BAG OF METAL! Botley pulls out St. Madness. Next we get into a round table discussion about a melting pot of topics including Cheap Trick and Terry Gilliam movies. ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/02/episode-41-dead-cow-punch/ What do metalrulesradio.com and majorleagueasshole.net have in common?  Brian Botley!  You may remember him as Hardcore Brian from the zine days.  That's right, he's back and sexier than ever.  And this week he's sitting in on the show.  We start the show off by talking to him for a while. ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/02/episode-40-charred-cherry-pie-of-the-damned/ Jeremy is still here as Rob is off in Canada to join Alpha Flight. We digress into comics briefly then go right into our interview with Jason Netherton of Misery Index, cofounder of Dying Fetus. Great interview. Not like last week when Josh kept calling ALL the WRONG numbers. Thanks Josh. We ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/01/episode-39-aggravated-perineum/ Filling in for Rob this week is none other than JEREMY whist Rob petitions PA Gov. Rendell to make "Steak & BJ Day" a recognized holiday, the long lost Jeremy hath returned. It is discovered that his sea shell collection is complete he has them all. The first call is ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/01/episode-38-the-return-of-el-gigante/ We jump right into the show and talk with our first interview - Jim Durkin - Guitarist for Dark angel.  Jim is currently with the band Ruthless and they are writing a new album. From there we go right into our second interview with Martin Starr.  Martin recently starred in the ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/01/episode-37-viking-shopping-list/ We start out the show with 4 brand new phone calls!  You can call us too at 856-67-RULES Our first interview of the night is Will Carroll of Death Angel.  Death Angel's album is scheduled for release in September 2010, with recording starting to start on March 1, 2010. Our second interview ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/01/episode-36-i-told-you-no-drums-in-the-living-room/ JJ Hoover-Vac is sitting in with us this week.  We interview Shawn from Rumpelstiltskin Grinder (this link too) and listen to some of their music. Our second interview of the night is with Greg Hall, drummer from Sacred Reich. http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2010/01/episode-35-season-2-the-season-of-jeff/ Shawn from Rumpelstiltskin Grinder (this link too) and Mike from Monstrosity join the show We listen to Mike's band Abraxas, and his other band Azure Emote. We jump into the Grab Bag of Metal and pull out a split CD with the bands Agathocles and Grindbashers. We get a surprise visit from JJ! Then ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/12/episode-34-riff-of-the-magi/ Doc Coyle (of God Forbid) and Stink Fisher are in studio, Josh is on a job interview in Laos. We jump right into our first interview with Geoff Thorpe (of Vicious Rumors). We spend the rest of the time talking to Doc in our round table discussion, and then finish up with a ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/12/episode-33-wheres-josh-to-name-this-bitch/ Michele Karmin, Stink Fisher, and Doc Coyle Sit in with us this week.  Unfortunately, no Josh as he is soul searching in Cambodia. We start off with a round table discussion and interview of Michele Karmin, Stink Fisher, and Doc Coyle (of God Forbid). We then get into our phone interview with ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/12/episode-32-and-then-there-were-three/ We talk Shit for a while and then jump into the Grab Bag of Metal.  We pull out Enspier. We then go into our first interview, Leon Del Muerte of Impaled, Exhumed, and Destroyed in Seconds. We go back into the Grab Bag of Metal and pull out Rawk Kandy. Finally, our second interview ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/12/episode-31-angus-takes-a-pee/ We start off with a bit of round table discussion, and move from there into the Grab Bag of Metal.  We pull out Blood of the Prophets. Our first interview of the show is with Gonzo Sandoval of Armored Saint. From there we move into our interview with Stevie Rachelle of Tuff ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/11/episode-30-taint-of-steel/ We have NO TIME people, SIT DOWN!  We jump right into the episode with our first interview A.J. Benza (and this link) (Celebrity Fit Club, Gimme My Reality Show, E! Mysteries and Scandals, ). From our first interview, we jump right into our second interview with Michael Angelo Batio (Nitro). And for ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/11/episode-29-speeds-a-bitch-all-night/ In this episode, Angus listens to Preston and Steve on WMMR in Philadelphia, and they played metal.  That pleases the Angus. We start with a horrifying story of nearly lost metal, but lemons and lemonade being what it is, we end up with a great bit called "Let's make Jeff's head ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/11/episode-28-defiant-spiders/ We jump right into the show and talk to Joe Comeau. From there,  we're grabbing from the grab bag of metal and we listen to Candy Striper Death Orgy.  Then we listen to Helen Money. We quickly talk to Rowan Robertson, and then we have a good 5 minutes with the one ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/11/episode-27-cardboard-in-the-oven/ ACHTUNG!  The Mighty Steve Spatucci is our guest host for the day, and he's lookin' fiiiine. We Jump right into the Grab Bag of Metal, and pull out Raptor School We get to interview Jack Starr, of Virgin Steele, Burning Starr, Guardians of the Flame, and more. Check out his webpage here. http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/11/episode-26-halloween-and-jack-starr-o-lanterns/ Mike Gorham, famed singer of the Metal Rules! Radio theme song, and all around awesome guy, is our guest host for this weeks show.  Check out his channel on YouTube. We start out with a solid 17 minutes of round table and then jump right into the Grab Bag of Metal! First ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/10/episode-25-it-came-from-hammerhill/ Mike Gorham joins the crew, and after a small technical glitch.... HE SPEAKS!  You can check out all of Mike's videos on  his YouTube channel. We jump right into the Grab Bag of Metal and first listen to Orange Sky.  They get a collective thumbs up. Next we listen to Prayers of ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/10/episode-24-do-you-do-drugs-danny/ It's a free for all everyone... Strap in!  We have 2 guest hosts tonight, Chef Matt from Hells Kitchen Season 4, and Stink Fisher renowned actor and proprietor of the Pop Shop in Collingswood NJ. Chef Matt pays homage to Opie and Anthony. We listen to Five Finger Death Punch. Next we listen ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/10/episode-23-stink-death-kitchen-vengeance/ Chef Matt Sigel from Hell's Kitchen season 4 is our guest host for the show.  Listen to tales of Hell's Kitchen past, and listen to Matt pay homage to Opie and Anthony! We have our first message from our hotline!  Any guesses? We talk to Simon Wright of Dio, AC/DC, and Rhino ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/10/episode-22-fried-green-cerebellum/ We jump right in and talk to Andrew Galeon, formerly of Death Angel. We listen to Death Angel's "Carnival Justice" off their album Killing Season, and it ROCKS! We listen to Bushwhack, Sever the Sky. We listen to Sekond Skyn, and we highly recommend picking them up, they're fucking incredible. We close out the ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/09/episode-21-underage-and-sweaty/ We start off the show on a somber note, and we'd like to send our best wishes to Zakk Wylde for a speedy recovery.  Jeff went to a metal bachelor party for JJ, tune in to listen to drunken stories involving a small chihuahua. We talk to Mindy Hall of Rock ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/09/episode-20-thats-why-god-gave-you-two/ Stunt Jeremy is in!  Mike is our guest host this week.  We listen to Dreamcatcher, and it didn't particularly lift any of our skirts.  But hey, listen in. You may dig 'em.  We talk to Jeff Becerra of Possessed.  Angus reviews Lions Share and Gwar.  We jump right back into ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/09/episode-19-the-legend-of-sleepy-angus/ Sadly Jeremy is gone, but we have bizarro Jeremy, AKA Mike sitting in on the show today.  We find out Jeff went to went to NY and took on 80 ounces of level 7 out of 7 on the hot scale, hot soup.  He had half an hour to finish ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/09/episode-18-one-nerd-shorter/ Hey everyone, have you been listening to our show and ever wanted to ask us a question?  Have you ever wanted to comment on something you heard?  Did you ever want to call up and tell us your favorite llama/meatus story?  Did you ever want to get on the show ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/metal-rules-radio-now-has-a-phone-number/ In this episode, Angus is drinking... again...  AND we talk to Tim "Ripper" Owens!  Or at least we try to right off the bat.  Until we get his answering machine.  But have no fear, we get to talk to him later on.  Jeff forgets how to eat roast beef.   ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/episode-17-ripper-vs-terrell/ Josh is Back! And thinner than ever.... He gives us a scene report of when we saw his friends band Bound by Nothing.   In addition, he saw Don't Panic, who are all short, and Trust Company.   Jeff reviews Pestilence, and can't remember anything about the album other than ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/episode-16-calvert-kontos-and-crackheads/ We start the show off with a rousing tale from Jeff about angel dust and crying. Quickly then to Jeff's Grab Bag of Metal. Elenium - Caught in a Wheel. Moving onward we, Rob, interviews Edie McClurg (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Hogan Family). Sadly we just had a few ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/episode-15/ Welcome to the show—we are sans Josh this evening. We've discovered that Josh is on a hunger strike until the show starts getting more reviews on iTunes. We start off with an interview of Metal bassist legend and grandfather, Terry Butler! Terry plays bass in Six Feet Under in case ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/episode-14-i-just-got-a-text-message/ Did you know that you can drink at fully nude strip bars in Canada? Canadians rule! Jeff tells us how he was attacked by a "Wolverine". There was alcohol involved in the story. Dethklok and The Goon will be teaming up in comic book form! Awesome. Then on to the ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/08/episode-13-clubber-lang-bent-my-penis/ Episode 12: Scumdogs of the Webiverse Greetings Metal people! We jump right into it with Jeff's tale from the Warp Tour. He recalled the bands: Under Oath, The Millionaires, Jeffree Star, Therefore Tomorrow, Hit the Lights - who apparently were douches, 3OH!3, and Bad Religion. He missed NOFX for shame. We have ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/07/episode-12-scumdogs-of-the-webiverse/ ED sits in for Jeremy while he is on a soul seeking walkabout in Cambodia. We have news!  We pay our respects (sort of) to Midnight from Crimson Glory (You Tube clip of Ski and Mike Gorham) and we learn of Phil from Malevolent Creation's latest convenient store adventures. Question for the ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/07/episode-11-midgets-of-nok-su-cow/ Metal Rules Veteran Ed, aka "Stroke", sits in for Jeremy who is off on a secret mission in, we believe, Nicaragua. We interview Bill Leverty, the guitar player for Firehouse. Angus reviews Clutch who he went to see in Atantic City.  Shadows Fall was there, so was So I Had To ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/07/episode-10-the-firey-remains/ Josh watched a show on VH-1 called Rock Doc: Do it for the Band: Women of the Sunset Strip. A documentary about the broads that hung out with the Glam Rock Bands. Hosted by Bobby Brown...naturally. Angus goes on to review the new Steel Panther album, Dealth To All But ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/07/episode-09-40-pound-pelvis/ A Metal Rules! Radio first—the wife of Metal Jeff Rappaport, Maria, is here to give us all the terrible dirt on Jeff. Like his  "Butt Doobies". For the next hour we learn how Jeff and Maria met, different shows they've gone to, and all the weird and disturbing things about ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/06/episode-08-the-deflowering-of-jeff/ We start off with some reviews from Josh—Ted Nugent: Scream Dream and Austrian Death Machine and we hear Josh's impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Which was HYSTERICAL. Listen to that part of the show now and hear it later! Jeff has read yet another book, Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential. From there ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/06/episode-07-everybody-loves-buck/ We premiere for the world the Official Metal Rules! Radio Theme song! Check it out on the Official Metal Rules! Radio MySpace page—be our friend. The Show starts off with Jeff declaring that there was, "no banging on Bones" he was not thrilled with the season ending of the Fox show, ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/06/episode-06-i-want-a-beer/ Josh came up with that title...I have no idea what it means or if it's even spelled right... We start off with finding out Jeff read a book—with words. The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx. Which then lead into a discussion of herion in general which then further digressed into books ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/06/episode-05-el-chupacabra-in-this-el-banjo/ In this episode we hear about the adventure Jeff and Josh had in New York City, who they met, who they got pictures of  and how Josh fell in love with a homeless broad. Who apparently, after a washing, wouldn't be that hard on the eyes. Some music reviews and ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/05/episode-04-robs-house-of-pleasure-and-grilled-burgers/ In today's episode we are joined in studio/Angus' dining room by Reality Check TV's Ace and Huge. For those of you out there that are unfamiliar with said show, here's a bit from their About the Show section: "Reality Check is the television showcase for alternative celebrities, cutting edge performance, the hottest underground ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/05/episode-03-revenge-of-jeff-and-fried-turkey/ Joining us this time is JJ from Divine Rapture, Vile and Hate Eternal. We find out that he has nothing to do with Lost, Fringe and "Dy-no-mite" is not his catch phrase. He's a very cool, very funny guy and we were thrilled to have him in studio. By "in ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/04/episode-02-an-evening-with-jj-and-bbq-chicken/ This is it, the pilot episode of Metal Rules! Radio. Sure there are some format issues, we'll get those hammered out as we go, for those of you out there that remember the magazine, it just kept getting better as the years went on. So here we are again, the ... http://www.metalrulesradio.com/2009/04/episode-01-good-friends-bad-beer/